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littlemanjumped: Who IS Matt Bass? Matt Bass, though an...

littlemanjumped — Sun, 19 May 2013 15:09:11 -0400

Who IS Matt Bass?

Matt Bass, though an original thought created by a George Verity, is whatever you want him/her to be. He/she can be your evil ex-wife who took everything in the divorce, including, but not limited to, your kids, money, property, dignity, and/or your virginity, etc. Who IS Matt Bass? He is a way of life, a way of life that summarizes the way of not limiting yourself, and/or including yourself to what society constricts your very thoughts and your very being to. Matt Bass is not a single man, nor a single woman, but rather represents an idea that we all, as individuals, should carry with us through these hardships of life. Who IS Matt Bass? He is a universal being, not unlike what some consider today as ‘GOD’ or ‘Our Saviour’. He/she is inside of us all, at all times of all days of all weeks of all years; forever. He cannot dissipate, he cannot cease to exist. Matt Bass was and always will be. And if the way of the Bass can survive, and it can, then the ways of other ones that call themselves the ‘Matt Bass’, they will be forever shunned and cursed by the Matt Bass him/herself. Who IS Matt Bass? Matt Bass cannot be explained by any language that we Humans on this Earth understand. We, as a universe, would need a whole new language (now referred to as Bass for clarity) to understand the ways of Matt Bass. He/she (is he/she really what we, or YOU specifically believe?) cannot be comprehended by us until we, as humans, make a willing leap unto the next age of the Earth. Until that F.A.T.E.ful day, we will continue to gaze on in awe at the all powerful Matt Bass. Until then, we wait.

Who IS Matt Bass?

I’m dying

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littlemanjumped — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:20:52 -0500

kakarikokid: there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

littlemanjumped — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:19:57 -0500

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

flyingmodelrocketsownthesky: There is nothing sexier than a woman in an open white button down...

littlemanjumped — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:17:59 -0500

flyingmodelrocketsownthesky:

There is nothing sexier than a woman in an open white button down shirt.

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littlemanjumped — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:16:26 -0500

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littlemanjumped — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 18:56:09 -0500

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littlemanjumped — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 12:35:57 -0500

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littlemanjumped — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:03:09 -0500

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littlemanjumped — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:02:51 -0500

meme4u:

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i am not good with computer: nevvzealand: TODAY I LEARNT SOME HAPPY ANIMAL FACTS IM SO SMILEY I...

littlemanjumped — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:02:11 -0500

i am not good with computer: nevvzealand: TODAY I LEARNT SOME HAPPY ANIMAL FACTS IM SO SMILEY I...:

nevvzealand:

TODAY I LEARNT SOME HAPPY ANIMAL FACTS IM SO SMILEY I WANT TO SHARE THEM

COW HAVE BEST FRIENDS

a group of flamingos is called a FLAMBOYANCE

penguins only have one mate and they “propose” BY GIVING THEM A PEBBLE

OTTERS SLEEP HOLDING HANDS SO THEY DONT FLOAT AWAY FROM EACH…

echoandivory: peregrinoftookland: sirkai: x sims YES

littlemanjumped — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:01:14 -0500

echoandivory:

peregrinoftookland:

sirkai:

x

sims

YES

cronusminaj: fayris: cronusminaj: there is a special place in hell for people who add unnecessary...

littlemanjumped — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:57:28 -0500

cronusminaj:

fayris:

cronusminaj:

there is a special place in hell for people who add unnecessary comments to text posts

haha!

Lol

I want a fucking milkshake.

littlemanjumped — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:27:19 -0500

Hello, hello, hello

thehistoryofweedcraft-deactivat — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:12:35 -0400

is there anybody in there?

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littlemanjumped — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:06:12 -0400

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welcometopandemonium — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:37:47 -0400

luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever...

welcometopandemonium — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:52:55 -0400

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients from one end to the other, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO GET TO LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws to accommodate such methods. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.

And guess what else, player? You can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. You and I already know this tortilla was made to maintain its physical integrity for thirty seconds once touched.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

stonerparty: meatyjuicymagic

welcometopandemonium — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 22:57:08 -0400

stonerparty:

meatyjuicymagic

biblebash: What’s black and sleeps with my daughter?Nothing, because I’m a good father.

welcometopandemonium — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:41:57 -0400

biblebash:

What’s black and sleeps with my daughter?

Nothing, because I’m a good father.

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welcometopandemonium — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 22:58:04 -0400